Day 9: 8:40PM
If Cleaning Woman is the only person...
May 29th
Day 8: 7:48AM
Dear Apple,
I’ve been using your...
May 28th
Watch
Easy like Sunday morning.
May 25th
…8 hours later
May 24th
Day 6: 7:15PM
I came into work today looking extra trendy...
May 23rd
Fuck you guys. I don’t need humans.
May 22nd
PS - Your cake tasted like butt vomit.
May 22nd
Day 5: 7:29PM
I come into work tonight and see the...
May 22nd
Day 3: 1:06AM
Who needs the company of humans when you...
May 22nd
Day 2: 2:51AM
Nothing’s cooler than a 2AM coffee...
May 21st
Day 1: 2:28AM
I loves me some Crunchy Wheat & Rice...
May 20th