Being the AE of a hit television show means working nights, 7pm to 5am.
While most people socialize to keep their sanity, I update this.
Please don't tell my co-workers.

Stuck in an elevator… more fun than being at work!

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Day 9:  8:40PM If Cleaning Woman is the only person Gigabyte Man sees at night, does that mean that Gigabyte Man is the only person Cleaning Woman sees in her entire life? 

Day 9:  8:40PM

If Cleaning Woman is the only person Gigabyte Man sees at night, does that mean that Gigabyte Man is the only person Cleaning Woman sees in her entire life? 


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Day 8:  7:48AM Dear Apple, I’ve been using your crummy program for the past 12 hours and 48 minutes.  If I get one more error I’ll kill myself.  And then my dad will sue the shit out of you.  Now get back to making the 3G iPhone.

Day 8:  7:48AM

Dear Apple,

I’ve been using your crummy program for the past 12 hours and 48 minutes.  If I get one more error I’ll kill myself.  And then my dad will sue the shit out of you.  Now get back to making the 3G iPhone.


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Easy like Sunday morning.

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…8 hours later

…8 hours later


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Day 6:  7:15PM  I came into work today looking extra trendy to make a good impression on my boss.

Day 6:  7:15PM

 I came into work today looking extra trendy to make a good impression on my boss.


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Fuck you guys.  I don’t need humans.

Fuck you guys.  I don’t need humans.


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PS - Your cake tasted like butt vomit.

PS - Your cake tasted like butt vomit.


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Day 5:  7:29PM I come into work tonight and see the remnants of a party my co-workers must have thrown.   No one said, “Hey man, we’re throwing an awesome bakery party with an iPod Shuffle as the grand prize!  Why don’t you bring your famous confetti cake and come in an hour earlier to join us?  You must get lonely in the office all by yourself, with the exception of the urinal you named Yernal.  And it’s not like we’re gonna let you clock in early or anything.” Whatever.  You guys are all socially awkward anyway.  Had you sent me an evite, I would’ve marked it as spam.

Day 5:  7:29PM

I come into work tonight and see the remnants of a party my co-workers must have thrown.   No one said, “Hey man, we’re throwing an awesome bakery party with an iPod Shuffle as the grand prize!  Why don’t you bring your famous confetti cake and come in an hour earlier to join us?  You must get lonely in the office all by yourself, with the exception of the urinal you named Yernal.  And it’s not like we’re gonna let you clock in early or anything.”

Whatever.  You guys are all socially awkward anyway.  Had you sent me an evite, I would’ve marked it as spam.


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Day 3:  1:06AM Who needs the company of humans when you have a futuristic toilet?   Meet Yernal.

Day 3:  1:06AM

Who needs the company of humans when you have a futuristic toilet?  

Meet Yernal.


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