Being the AE of a hit television show means working nights, 7pm to 5am.
While most people socialize to keep their sanity, I update this.
Please don't tell my co-workers.
Day 5:  7:29PM I come into work tonight and see the remnants of a party my co-workers must have thrown.   No one said, “Hey man, we’re throwing an awesome bakery party with an iPod Shuffle as the grand prize!  Why don’t you bring your famous confetti cake and come in an hour earlier to join us?  You must get lonely in the office all by yourself, with the exception of the urinal you named Yernal.  And it’s not like we’re gonna let you clock in early or anything.” Whatever.  You guys are all socially awkward anyway.  Had you sent me an evite, I would’ve marked it as spam.

Day 5:  7:29PM

I come into work tonight and see the remnants of a party my co-workers must have thrown.   No one said, “Hey man, we’re throwing an awesome bakery party with an iPod Shuffle as the grand prize!  Why don’t you bring your famous confetti cake and come in an hour earlier to join us?  You must get lonely in the office all by yourself, with the exception of the urinal you named Yernal.  And it’s not like we’re gonna let you clock in early or anything.”

Whatever.  You guys are all socially awkward anyway.  Had you sent me an evite, I would’ve marked it as spam.


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